Total Medals Earned: 1,262 (From 198 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,565 Points
Medals Earned: 5/11 (70/475 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Medals Earned: 3/27 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 42/100 (540/2,000 points)
Medals Earned: 171/250 (855/1,250 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (145/345 points)
Medals Earned: 2/16 (30/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/360 points)
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
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Learn from the Spirit of Body Elevation
Find the treasure on the waterfall
Find an easy treasure.
Find a....certainly unique treasure.
Find a readable treasure.
Find a lady's treasure
Collect every coin in the Airship Coin Race
Collect every coin in the Cave Coin Race
Find the treasure of the village.
Find a not very well hidden treasure.
Find a delicious treasure.
Find a design-printing treasure.
Find a gnomic treasure.
Learn from the Spirit of Body Levitation
Learn from the Spirit of Incomplete Fist
Find a rare yet slightly familiar treasure.
Find the treasure on the Gnome Airship
Collect every coin in the Tree Coin Race
Collect every coin in the Waterfall Coin Race
Find a bored treasure.
Find a very carefully hidden treasure.
Find a sparkly, sharp treasure.
Find an incredibly well hidden treasure.
Finish the game.
Find every treasure in the game.
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
04 - Get the compass
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Defeat boss
04 - Kill Manhandla
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
07 - Get Machine Gun
07 - Get Flame Gun
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
06 - Defeat Megabobo
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
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Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Get 30 Ankhs
Teleport a scroll
Total Score of 50,000+
Enlighten 50 peasants
Throw 100 Scrolls
Complete all 30 levels
Total Score of 100,000+
Get all 90 Ankhs
View the entire end-game movie.
Enter the super secret level code.
Find 6 bottles.
View the high scores.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Collect 10 crates
Kill 50 mushrooms
Kill 500 mushroom
Die from laser
Collect 100 crate
Unlock 2 game characters
Kill 100 flying mushrooms
Finish the game with Sarah without upgrading health
Collect 500 crates
Collect 50 hearts
Kill 5000 mushroom
Shoot 10,000 shots
Finish the game for one time
Win the game twice
Unlock all game characters
Win the game with all characters
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
